Wednesday, November 18, 2015

The Seven Deadly Sins Go West - What's Yours Is Mine



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SEVEN DEADLY SINS GO WEST











What’s Yours Is Mine

By Bob Allen

“But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not,
and lie not against the truth.”  James 3:14

“For where envying and strife is, there
is contention and every evil work.”  James 3:16

Deadly Sin: Envy

CHARACTERS


          Rocky Rhodes                                               –A western cowboy.


            Lonely Rhodes                                               - Rocky’s long-lost brother.

            Sidewinder Sam                                            - Lonely’s sidekick.

           

SCENE

            THE ENTRANCE TO A GOLD MINE.  ROUGH-CUT TIMBERS FORM A DOOR INTO THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN.  ROCKY KNEELS OUTSIDE THE DOOR SEPARATING ORE FROM THE MINE INTO TWO PILES.  LONELY AND SAM SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM, GUNS ALREADY DRAWN.

SAM:                          Hands up, varmint!

ROCKY:                     (SEES THE GUNS AND SLOWLY RAISES BOTH HANDS.)                                        Do I…

LONELY:                   Quiet!  We’ll tell you when you can talk.

SAM:                          (WALKING BEHIND ROCKY AND TURNING HIS FACE SO                                                HE HAS TO LOOK AT LONELY)  Do you know who this is?                                          Look real close now.  Just like looking in a mirror, huh?  Bet you                                          thought you’d never see your brother again after all these years.                                           Yes sirree.  This is what I call a family reunion.

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.

SAM:                          Sure, sure.  Just lettin’ him know whose mine this is going to be.                                         But you go ahead and tell him.  What’s yours is mine.  Get it?  It’s                                             mine.  The mine is mine. Hah, hah, hah.  Funny, huh?

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.  I don’t want the mine.

SAM:                          (STEPS INTO THE DOOR OF THE MINE AND WAVES HIS                                       GUN AT LONELY)  But you said!  I heard you with my one good                                    ear.   We are going down to my brother’s place to take his most                                      valuable possessions.   What could be more valuable than this gold                                                mine?

LONELY:                   Tell him, Rocky.

ROCKY:                     Tell him, what?

LONELY:                   Your most valuable possessions.  What you value the most.

ROCKY:                     Well, that would have to be my love for Samantha, and my faith in                                                 God, and the joy I get out of just living out here on the range.

LONELY:                   (GRABS SAM BY THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT AND LIFTS                                        HIM OFF THE GROUND.)  See!  That’s why I hate him.  He’s                                         happy.

SAM:                          So!  We take his gold and make him unhappy.

LONELY:                   Won’t work.  Tell him, Rocky.

ROCKY:                     You can have the gold.

SAM:                          We can?  We’re rich.  The mine is mine. 

LONELY:                   (DROPS SAM ON THE GROUND.)  But he’s still happy.

SAM:                          So am I.  Never been happier.  Reno!  Nevada City!  Las Vegas!                                         Here I come.

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.  We’re not here to make you happy.  We’re here to                                        make him unhappy.

SAM:                          (GETS IN LONELY’S FACE)  Let me get this straight.  You don’t                                   want the mine.  You don’t want to be rich.  You don’t want me to                                      be happy.  You just want to make your brother unhappy.

LONELY:                   You’ve got it.  I hate him being happy.  He’s always been happy.                                        That’s why I left home.  And that’s why I’ve come back. 

ROCKY:                     But Lonely.  You can have what makes me happy.  Samantha has a                                     sister who has always thought you were a good catch.

LONELY:                   I don’t WANT anyone to love me.  I just want to see you unloved                                      like I’ve been all my life.  I want YOU to feel MY pain.

ROCKY:                     And you know you can share my faith.  Mom and Dad still pray                                         for you every day.  God has promised to forgive.

LONELY:                   I have no use for faith.  What would I do with faith.  I just don’t                                        want you to have any faith.  Cause faith makes you happy.

SAM:                          How about his home on the range?  We could take that away from                                      him.  Not just the mine, but the whole ranch.  You could become a                                               cowboy.  Have you always wanted to be a cowboy?  I always                                         thought it would be fun to wear cowboy boots with those pointy                                            toes so you can kill spiders in the corners.

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.  I hate the ranch.  Why do you think I left?  But                                            Rocky here always liked it.  He gets joy from riding all day in the                                       hot sun just to patch a couple holes in the barbed wire.  He gets joy                                     from pulling a steer out of a snowdrift when the temperatures forty                                       below.  I hate it when he’s happy.  I hate it.  I hate it.

SAM:                          Whew!  This is a side of you I have never seen.  You’re turning so                                      green, if I didn’t know better I’d think you were the Incredible                                           Hulk.  Green with envy?  Incredible Hulk?  Get it?

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.

ROCKY:                     I’m glad you’re home, Lonely.   Mom and Dad still have a place                                         for you in their bunkhouse. 

LONELY:                   You’re glad?  My coming back has made you happy?

ROCKY:                     You had better believe it.  We’ve been hoping you would come                                           back ever since you left without opening your Christmas gifts.

LONELY:                   So, if I left again you would be unhappy?

ROCKY:                     Please don’t leave.  Mom and Dad want to see you. 

LONELY:                   And it will make you sad to have to tell them that I came back and                                                 refused to stay?

ROCKY:                     Of course.  We love you, Lonely.  You’re family.

LONELY:                   Come on, Sam.  Let’s get out of here.

SAM:                          Are you crazy?  I’m rich.  This here’s a gold mine.  A gold mine.                                         The mine in mine!

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.  If I can take away his happiness by leaving I’ll be                                        the happiest man in the west.  It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted                                             in all the world—the chance to make my brother unhappy.  This is                                                 the greatest day of my life.  (GRABS SAM BY THE BACK OF                                         THE SHIRT AND STARTS TO DRAG HIM AWAY.) 

SAM:                          This was the greatest day of my life, too.  I was a rich man for five                                                 minutes.  If you didn’t hate your brother so much, I could have                                           been rich the rest of my life.  This could have been the first day of                                           the rest of my life.  Mine.  The mine could have been mine.

LONELY:                   Shut up, Sam.  I’m happy!

THE END


DISCUSSION  QUESTIONS


  1. Why is envy considered a deadly sin?
  2. Why does envy desire the unhappiness of someone else?
  3. How does envy rob a person of the very emotion which they think will make them happy?
  4. Does envy have any real ability to rob others of happiness?
  5. Why does James 3:14 connect envy with strife?
  6. How does a person who falls prey to envy lie against the truth?
  7. Why does James 3:16 say that envy leads to other forms of evil?
  8. What spirit did Rocky demonstrate by his willingness to give up the gold mine?
  9. Why couldn’t Lonely be satisfied with seeing Rocky lose material wealth?
  10. How does envy cause a person to be more concerned with someone else’s unhappiness than with his own happiness?
  11. How can a person consumed by envy begin to overcome that particular sin in his or her life?

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